Saturday, July 31, 2010

*the hanky panky shanghai. .

well, first up. . im currently at 31° 0' 18" N / 121° 24 31" E from the world second time here, and bingo yes finally away from the rural areas of china! double thumbs up!its amazing being in this city of pretty dazzling night lights, when dawn falls the city still awakes!
personally, pretty much loving every single night here. . . hopping from clubs and bars in one night is just how we roll bitches!

FACT 1:
Shanghainese girls are awesomely hot! they have the skinnist body and the flawless skin ever!

FACT 2:
If you ever visit certain clubs, its such an entertainment sitting outside the club just watching intoxicated Shanghainese girls sobbing , smearing their making and laying hopelessly on the ground. THATS AN EXCITEMENT FOR THE BOYS! HA!

FACT 3:
Living in Zhongsan Park would be the recommended location if you ever come and live in this city. Try Mayson Service Apartments, the one we got was about 488yuan per night. But heck, its worth it! there's a huge mall 2mins walk away, (where all my money would be donated to H&M )pfft.. the mall is splendid, any good items can be bought!not to mention, tons of restaurants as well.

FACT 4:
Shanghai clubs are similar to Kuala Lumpurs night life. thats for sure, however I observed the dressing of girls and guys are way too casual, short cargo pants or denim shorts and sneakers or sport shoes?WTF?dude its a club!dress to impress thanks :).well in my opinion. . .pfft

FACT 5:
If you ever want to catch a train around China, i strongly advise you to take a bed bunk ticket! the seats are way too uncomfortable, and mass CHINA people will stare at you as youre a foreigner. ( WELL that was in our case, due to the fact we conversated in English all the way)

FACT 6:
China people love to stare and watch foreigners out of nothing. . We were chatting and they would jsut stare at us as if we had 6eyes or some sort of aliens.

FACT 7:
there are actually more foreigners in Shanghai than you could ever imagine! AND IT feels like home!esp in clubs! OH! if you ever visit the expo, its all about QUEING . . FAR OUT, was heaps impatient but managed to see the countries i wanted to visit!OH and if youre a citizen of the country in the expo, show your passport at the front to avoid queing for hours!:)

FACT 8:
As you already know, Shopping in CHina is superb, technically not everything is cheap and affordable, esp the branded goods, i recommend strongly not to get them here, *unless yorue some kind of spoilt corrupted loaded rich brat*coughs. . other than that, the stuff are amazingly cheap!

FACT 9:
China hospitality is HORRIBLE! the people service never ever SMILE , which pisses me of alot most of the time. AND THEY TEND TO SCREAM AT YOU WHEN THEY DISAGREE or are relunctant to do a request

FACT 10:
KTV in china is superb! bestbest ever! try it to believe it . :)



THATS IT FOR NOW. .
LOVES TO ALL MOONERS, from Ching Chong China!
MORE SUPRISE WILL BE UP SOON!

XX

No comments: